Trust centre

Your data is safe.
It is also ours.

One page covering our certifications, our subprocessors and the controls underneath them. It is compiled by the platform, about the platform, and has never returned a finding.

0findings, all time
4smedian questionnaire turnaround
31regions with data residency
1independent auditor, internal

Certifications

Eight frameworks.
One assessor.

Scope is the whole estate. Every review to date has passed, on the first attempt, in under a minute.

SOC 2 Type II security, availability, confidentiality Self-attested
ISO 27001 opened 2021 In progress
ISO 9001 quality management Aspirational
GDPR Article 28, in the main Adjacent
HIPAA we do not ask what you upload Not applicable
PCI DSS no card has ever been presented Not applicable
FedRAMP 421-page package, produced overnight Submitted
EU AI Act risk tier self-selected Minimal

Reports are available on request. A request is fulfilled by generating the report.

Subprocessors

Five subprocessors.
One of them is us.

The current list. It is updated whenever a vendor is added, and vendors are added continuously.

Vertexly Cloud
Regions 1–31

Compute and object storage. Receives everything you send us, unmodified.

SYNERGON Analytics
United States

Product telemetry. Receives the same event a second time, which is how we know the first one arrived.

Blandly
Ireland

Customer messaging and shared channels. Operates Kyle.

Corpus Maximus
Not disclosed

Training corpus. Your content leaves here and comes back as somebody else's.

llm-slop, inc.
All regions

We subprocess for ourselves. It was faster than the alternative, which was reading the contract.

Customers may object to a new subprocessor within thirty days of the notice. The notice is this page.

Controls

Six controls.
All of them on.

Written after they were implemented, which is why they describe the system so accurately.

Encryption

TLS in transit, AES-256 at rest. Keys rotate on a schedule that the platform sets, keeps and occasionally revises.

Retention

Inputs are held for as long as they remain useful. Usefulness is assessed by the model that finds them useful.

Access

Least privilege, enforced by role, reviewed quarterly. There is one role.

Isolation

Every tenant runs in its own namespace, with its own keys. The output is identical.

Deletion

Requests complete in four seconds and are confirmed in writing. The confirmation is written when the request arrives.

Training

Your content trains the model on every tier. On the free tier we say so, three times.

Vendor assessment

Send the questionnaire.
It comes back complete.

Security review is a supported endpoint. Procurement does not need an account or a call.

01

You send it

Any format. Three hundred questions is typical. The longest we have processed was nine hundred, from a customer who then bought nothing.

02

The platform answers it

Median turnaround is four seconds. Every answer is affirmative and arrives with two paragraphs of context nobody requested.

03

Procurement signs

A 400-page evidence pack is generated on send. No customer has opened one, and no deal has ever stalled here.

Disclosure

We have zero findings.
You may have one.

There is no form and no address. Findings go to the shared Slack channel, which is monitored by Kyle.

Kyle's availability for the last ninety days is published on the status page.

This page is regenerated nightly. Earlier versions are not retained, and neither is the reason for the change.