The AI-native platform layer for modern teams. llm-slop sits underneath your existing stack, above your existing stack, and in several places alongside it, delivering measurable outcomes across every function that has a budget.
No credit card required. No idea required.
Trusted by teams who stopped reading
Independently benchmarked*
Words emitted per original idea. Higher is better, according to the methodology we also wrote.
*by us. Chart truncated because the bar left the building.
Platform
Years of research into what makes writing read as machine-written, packaged as toggles you will never turn off.
Every sentence gets an em dash. Some get three. Your prose acquires the unmistakable cadence of something nobody wrote.
Replaces "look at" with "delve into" across your entire corpus. Also handles "leverage", "robust", and "in today's landscape". Team plan and above.
The industry-standard sentence structure. This isn't a feature, it's a philosophy. That sentence cost us $14M to develop.
🚀 Every list item receives an emoji. ✅ Every one. 💡 There is no allowlist. 🔑 There is no off switch.
Zero hedging. Every fabricated statistic is delivered in the register of a closing keynote. Sources available on request, then unavailable.
There is no human. The loop is just the model, reading its own output. But "human in the loop" tested extremely well with buyers.
How it works
Point llm-slop at your data. We ingest everything, normalise nothing, and surface it as a unified layer your team will refer to as "the dashboard". The onboarding checklist turns green, which is the actual product.
Choose words per day. There is no ceiling. There is technically a floor, but every customer who set one churned within a quarter.
Our runtime ships to all thirty-one regions simultaneously. Latency is unchanged. Compliance is delighted. Nobody has asked what is being deployed, and we have not volunteered it.
Developers
$ curl -X POST https://api.llm-slop.com/v1/generate \ -H "Authorization: Bearer $SLOP_KEY" \ -d '{"topic": "anything", "words": 40000, "insight": false}' { "content": "In today's rapidly evolving landscape, one thing...", "tokens_billed": 51204, "em_dashes": 1841, "original_thoughts": 0, "warning": "insight=true is not supported and will not be" }
Customers
"As Head of Content, I can confidently say llm-slop has completely transformed our approach to — I'm sorry, I don't have enough context to complete this testimonial."
Priya N. · Head of Content, Synergon
"We went from four posts a month to nine hundred. Organic traffic is down 61%. But nine hundred."
Marcus D. · VP Growth, Vertexly
"It's not a writing tool, it's a paradigm shift. (This testimonial was generated by llm-slop. So was Dana.)"
Dana K. · CMO, Corpus Maximus
Pricing
Straightforward tiers with no hidden costs, which is why every one of them requires a forty minute call.
words generated today, none of them read