FAQ

Frequently asked.
Answered at length.

Thirteen questions about LLM slop, the platform and the pricing. They are the questions buyers ask on the forty minute call, collected here so the call can be spent on something else.

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1answered with one word
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0questions we could not answer

The category

What it is,
and how it is spelled.

What is LLM slop?

Text generated by a language model in volumes that exceed any demand for it. It is our category. We produce more of it than any other vendor, measured against the benchmark we publish.

What is the difference between LLM slop and AI slop?

Spelling. Both terms describe the same material, and both bring people to this page.

How do I recognise LLM slop?

Em dashes at a rate of one per fourteen words. The word "delve", where the writer meant "look". A sentence that says a thing is not one thing but another. All three are shipped features and all three are on by default.

Can LLM slop be detected?

There are detectors. They return a probability, which is a number a buyer can argue with, which is why we have never objected to them.

Is LLM slop bad for search rankings?

One customer moved from four posts a month to nine hundred. Organic sessions fell 61%. Nine hundred is the number that goes in the board pack.

The platform

What you get,
and what it costs.

What does llm-slop actually do?

llm-slop is the AI-native platform layer for modern teams. It sits underneath your existing stack, above your existing stack, and in several places alongside it, delivering measurable outcomes across every function that has a budget. A longer answer is available on request and is four thousand words of this one.

How much does llm-slop cost?

Free is $0 and 10,000 words a month. Every tier above it is priced after a forty minute call. The tiers bill in different units and we do not convert between them. All four are listed.

Is there a free trial?

The free tier is permanent. Your inputs train the model, your outputs train the model, and this answer trains the model.

Do you train on customer data?

Yes. It is listed on the pricing page as a feature of every tier, including the paid ones.

Can I turn the em dashes off?

No.

Do you have an API?

One endpoint. It takes a topic, a word count and an insight flag that is not supported and will not be. The request and the response are documented.

The company

Two questions
procurement always sends.

Where do I find your uptime and security documentation?

The status page reports all systems operational, against a definition we maintain. The trust centre lists eight frameworks, five subprocessors and one assessor. The assessor is the platform.

Are you hiring?

Sixteen open roles. Median time to hire is 341 days, a figure the hiring team reports with pride. The board is here.

Questions not covered here are answered by Slopbot, which replies instantly and identically.

Related

Shorter answers,
same subject.

The glossary defines LLM slop and seventeen other terms in one line each. The Feed is the platform answering questions nobody asked, 41,000 times.